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BOB B :: That was me, I was trying to start a riot

BOB B :: It only took 2 weeks for someone to notice

BOB B :: bye for now

TEDD A :: if we were counting girl scout cookies i'd be in trouble

BOB B :: Bacon make me happy

Guest 1976 :: hello

BOB B :: Yes may I bacon you?

BOB B :: bacon?

BOB B :: what are you bacon to say?

BOB B :: bacon

BOB B :: by bacon be bacon

BOB B :: may bacon be bacon

BOB B :: for bacon has been but a bacon's bacon

BOB B :: when shall I eat bacon?

BOB B :: you asked for me, bacon?

BOB B :: bacon is good

BOB B :: bye for now

Guest 1738 :: hmmm, i could use some bacon

Guest 9050 :: BACON!!!!

Guest 8396 :: yum

Guest 8846 :: I baconed your mom.

Guest 9091 :: why love bacon?

Guest 8846 :: Because it's made from your mom.

Guest 9091 :: i do love my mother

Guest 3919 :: ok, I know who number 8846 is...

Guest 9091 :: who could it be?

Guest 3919 :: Who are you?

Guest 9091 :: i'll never tell

Matt :: :-p

Guest 9091 :: my mother always told me never to talk to strangers on the internet especially about bacon

Matt :: Whateva. I got stuff to do.

Guest 8846 :: Who am I?

TEDD A :: i ate a lot of bacon this weekend and i feel great about it

TEDD A :: go bacon

BOB B :: Has anybody seen my bacon?

bob :: tracey, where's my bacon

tracey :: it's right where you left it, in the closet under the umbrella

bob :: oh, there it is, thankyou

Guest 9589 :: HIIIIIIIIII

KORIM :: HI

KORIM :: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

KORIM :: ANY GAL CHAT ME

KORIM :: HHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I

BOB B :: This is the begining of the end of this website

TEDD A :: why?

TEDD A :: where is bob

TEDD A :: i have questions

BOB :: Here I am, how may I help?

WILLIAM R :: Guest 8140? What kind of name is that?

Guest 8140 :: the best name ever

BOB B :: yellow?

BOB B :: oh ok?

BOB B :: I think I'm losing the taste for bacon all ready.

BOB B :: What's my problem?

BOB B :: Fare Thee Well!

TEDD A :: bob

TEDD A :: stop talking like that

TEDD A :: everyone loves bacon

TEDD A :: perhaps you need to eat more of it

TEDD A :: i think that is what your problem is

BOB B :: I think I am my own problem...

BOB B :: The problem is not bacon, but my decrepit self...

BOB B :: Oh poor me..

BOB B :: It's been nice...cya

TEDD A :: where are ya

TEDD A :: lets talk bacon

BOB B :: ther's no one here, go away

BOB B :: where's the bacon chat?

BOB B :: here's the bacon chat

BOB B :: where's the bacon chat?

BOB B :: here's the bacon chat

BOB B :: where's the bacon chat?

BOB B :: here's the bacon chat

BOB B :: bye

TEDD A :: shit, if i don't start eating more bacon i'm gonna fall behind

TEDD A :: i need to come up with a plan

TEDD A :: a bacon plan that is

BOB B :: Damn, I've been slacking...

BOB B :: I have the taste for bacon, but van't seem to get into my mouth

BOB B :: ciao

TEDD A :: does anyone know anything about meat sweats?

BOB B :: Wait...shouldn't you?

BOB B :: They don't teach shit in medical school?

BOB B :: Ciao

TEDD A :: i asked around and got several funny looks

TEDD A :: doctors can be so fucking healthy that it makes me sick

TEDD A :: how can you treat someone for high cholesterol if you yourself don't at least indulge in bacon.

TEDD A :: that's why there is no empathy in the health care profession

TEDD A :: jerks

BOB B :: Tedd, you will be a doctor with empathy for many ailments

BOB B :: I can't wait to get a physical from you...

BOB B :: wait is that gay?

BOB B :: wait...this isn't bacon talk!

BOB B :: I've been slacking on the bacon, shoyuld be eating more

BOB B :: night night

TRACEY B :: hi

TRACEY B :: bye

TEDD A :: bob, what's a slider?

TEDD A :: does it go good with bacon?

TEDD A :: today is 6/15, how many strips should i have eaten?

TEDD A :: 167 according to Wiki.

TEDD A :: and there are 199 days to go

TEDD A :: lets get baconing

BOB B :: Sliders can sometimes be tasty small burger with a special sauce.

BOB B :: Oh...I should mention that they may be chicken or some other meat.

BOB B :: They're small sandwiches...

BOB B :: bacon goes on anything

BOB B :: I found this on the web:

BOB B :: White Castle is the oldest American hamburger fast food restaurant chain. It is known for square burgers, sometimes referred to as "sliders" (officially spelled and trademarked as "Slyders")

BOB B :: it's the rage now....everybody is selling them....

BOB B :: I added more information to the Bacon Consumption page

BOB B :: The added information is only available when filtered by YEAR

TEDD A :: bob

TEDD A :: i love what you did but i think there may be something wrong with the math

BOB B :: Yeah you might be right

BOB B :: I was never too god at ath

BOB B :: strips to be consumed is the difference from 365

BOB B :: that's simple enught right?

BOB B :: current rate = bacon consumed/days left

BOB B :: wait

BOB B :: current rate = bacon consumed/days that have gone bby

BOB B :: required rate = bacon to be consumed/days left

BOB B :: I was just looking at th code and I think I did calculate it wrong

BOB B :: I didn't do it the way I said

BOB B :: Opps! I guess one shouldn't drink while they code

BOB B :: I think I fixed it, let this brother know

BOB B :: peace

BOB B :: I also have a funny feeling the function I'm using is not taking the leap yar into account, oh well

BOB B :: OK, so i think it's fixed now

BOB B :: If there's any discrepancy, it's most likely due to rounding errors.

TEDD A :: yeah, i think you fixed it

TEDD A :: looks awesone

TEDD A :: bill rickman better step it up!!!

TEDD A :: does this mean that we are past the half way mark

TEDD A :: that's a lot of bacon

TEDD A :: TASTY

BOB B :: 183 is halfway

BOB B :: 366/2

TEDD A :: for those of you that have to eat almot 2strips a day to catch up...

TEDD A :: ...i am jealeous. i would love to have to eat 2 strips a day

BALL T :: I had a thought

BALL T :: anyone want to load my car full of bacon, drive to Rickman's one of these weekends and eat the bacon?

BALL T :: just say the word

BALL T :: plus I wou;dn't mind going back to the rock n roll hall of fame to get yelled at by the Elvis exhibit again

BALL T :: "Santa bring my bacon back to me"

BALL T :: oh

BALL T :: [clears throat]

BALL T :: This just in - bacon rules

BALL T :: I know I'm way way way behind in the bacon eating

BALL T :: and I'm ok with that

BALL T :: doesn't mean I like bacon any less than my fully clogged counterparts

BALL T :: I'm going outside to look for bacon on the ground

BOB B :: bacon, ok?

Guest 5513 :: test

Guest 5513 :: test

TEDD A :: BACON!!!

BOB B :: indeed

TEDD A :: blob: best bacon page ever

TEDD A :: i love visiting the bacon page

TEDD A :: go bacon

BOB B :: thank you sir

TEDD A :: i am so disappointed in bill rickman right now

TEDD A :: this is after reading that he ate sausage

TEDD A :: sure i had a hankerin for some sausage the other day but i put that right to rest and ate 5 strips of bacon

TEDD A :: what a punk

TEDD A :: a bacon punk that is

BOB B :: I too, once like rickman, now I despise him.. And for the same reason.

TEDD A :: i might have to move to cold chillin BLVD

TEDD A :: in the event that i can't find BACON STREET

BOB B :: Bacon street is just around the corner.

BOB B :: People must have better things to do than chat about bacon...hmmmm

BOB B :: That doesn't make sense

BOB B :: That's it...I'm picking up my bacon strips and going home.

BOB B :: bye

TEDD A :: i think i need to have some bacon this weekend

BOB B :: then do it

BOB B :: bacon is my only friend

TEDD A :: i love what bacon does for me

TEDD A :: hi

TEDD A :: hello

TEDD A :: helloooo...

TEDD A :: bye now.

BOB B :: Bacon people of the world!

BOB B :: My computer is having some issues....

BOB B :: Sorry if you're unable to connect...

TEDD A :: its ok as long as it doesn't prevent me from eating delicious bacon!

TEDD A :: bob, if your blt sub had 10 slices in total and you ate half then 5th grade math tells me that you ate 3 slices

TEDD A :: i mean 5 slices

TEDD A :: i guess we both need to go back to 5th grade

TEDD A :: only if they are serving bacon at lunch

BOB B :: I know but the sub was not really half and they were not distributed evenly

BOB B :: but thank you for making feeling like an asshole

BOB B :: Nurse give hime 1/2 of 500mg...

BOB B :: Doctor what would that be.....

BOB B :: (doctor scratches head)....800mg

BOB B :: ?

TEDD A :: i ate a lot of bacon this weekend

TEDD A :: and drank 4 40s over 4 days

BOB B :: job well done

BOB B :: I salute you